The tourist

I love the Tourist.
They make the best counter lunches.
I love the bar staff.
Except for when Tim swears at me.
I love the $1 pool table.
Though it sucks when it's held and you have to play for it.
I go to the Tourist every Thursday for lunch and then I go there at night to get drunk. I haven't missed a thursday counter lunch yet this year. I am great. Counter lunches are great.There are no pictures of the tourist on the net that i can link to. You will just have to imagine it.

Fry loves going to the Tourist for a counter lunch. It's his favourite. Look how happy he is!!

I love the Tourist so much that I shall write a Haiku about it:

c The Tourist d

People get drunk there
They loose money on pokies
The seats hurt my butt.