I'm a myspace user
This is a Blog. It is full of writing.
hey. I no longer work in a hardware store. I work for the rail. I will no longer work there soon.
the title of this post is the result of dropping a speaker onto a keyboard.
And with my awesome power I chose to use word verification on my blog. Fuck you spammers!
Has anyone else had this movie jammed down their throat?
Have you ever noticed that when ever you hear the ice-cream man you get a little excited and start to panic? Even if you're not interested in ice cream anymore.
I wish to start this post with one word:
I dont understand why everyone thinks of the postman as an angry man
Were hosting Chitticks party tonight. I even bought heaps of lollies. But no ones going to show up. They'd rather listen to metal.
I love the post man
my bathroom was defiled on saturday night
got the shirt samples yesterday
Today I read all of my posts.
I cheated at uno and lost.
And lucy wont let me forget about it.
(Neither will kane)
I havent updated in a while.
I was watching Kerry Anne this morning and I came to realise, this woman isnt a respectable television host, She's jst an old tart trying to get her hands on young flesh.
So I'll hold my head up and take the blame.... or something like that.
Y'know, weird things happen. They happen everyday to everyone. They even happen to me.
One particular weird thing that happens to me is when I finally pluck the balls to tell someone how I really feel They end up liking me more.
eg. A girl I went to school with who I had never spoken to and who didnt like me was on msn. (I added her for fun) She got angry at me for adding her so I told her she was a stuck up bitch and so are her friends and they only pretend to like her. She then broke down and told me a heap of stuff and gave me her number.
This happens a lot!
I went to Yoga last night and it was really good. I like Yoga
well I have to give a presentation to a bunch of Indian people in Canberra next Tuesday.
Vous avez su que je ne peux pas parler français très bien. J'utilise juste un traducteur.
This is the Last week of Tafe this year.
I'm going to be on Big Brother next year, I've decided.
Holly came over yesterday. We ate sausage rolls. I make good sausage rolls.
Y'know if you look at enough sites you can get free samples from places!
I love it.
One day I'm going to go to Denmark and I'm going to their technical and further education campus and I'm going to sit in their computer room and talk in english really really loud just because I'm spiteful.
I didnt really know what to title my blog.
I went to the markets yesterday to sell my paintings and got really sunburnt!
I was thinking the other day...
Y'know when you get off, The exact moment of the peak a thousand things go through your head all at once.
I always try to remember the last thing. I try not to think about it when it's happening otherwise getting off is not as good.
The other day the last image in my head was a noose. I dont know why. It was just a noose.
One other time it was a witch.
It's like your brain goes spastic for a split second and shoots randon images.
Just a thought.
If you havent:
in his martinis rather than small paper pineapples.
But the department of education wont allow that sort of talk.
NO HSC FOR YOU!
I've finnished editing my commercial for my film assignment.
Two and a half weeks of school left.
Unsound was on the weekend.
Shit it was good!
It's probably the only place in the world where you'll see:
*A father saw off pieces of his guitar so his son and wife can build block towers.
*A teenage boy in Klu Klux Klan getup playing a kazoo.
*or some guy making music by rubbing his face on glass, then taking a bite out of the glass, then the glass just falling to peices in his hands.... then just walking out like nothing was going on. There was fucking blood all over him.
Lucas.... what a nut case. Well at least he wasnt passed out under the table in the foyer before he had to play, like Bradbury.
Bradbury bought a beer for Lucas and ended up giving it to me, I don't know why.
During the day we went to a farm and then to Coolamon. The singing wires on the farm were great. Coolamon was pretty good too, everywhere had discounts for Unsound season pass holders.
I was a Unsounds worker so I got my pass for free!
We even got a free beer at the pub. Lucas was drunk by lunch time and was beaten at pool by a 10 year old. The bus ride to the uni he was complaining the whole time about needing to urinate, as soon as the bus stopped he ran off and pissed against a tree in the uni car park.
We watched a few short films and things in the uni textiles rooms, lucas and Bradbury got the screen printing stuff out and were putting pictures on their clothes.
It was a pretty good day. One girl thought I was one of the artists/musicians.
Unsound = strange weekend.
I love CNN. I love CNN so very much.
Est allé voir un festival de film à gauche tôt. Voilà. Apart from that, I cleaned my house. Will and Kane came over,
I've had three hours sleep.
Markets this weekend. Time to offload some more framed crap.
now some of my pictures have frames on them, I can sell them for $30 rather than $10.
Once apon a time there was girl.
Now she is fucking boring.
People say it is because she doesnt go out anymore, but to tell you the truth she never really liked going out any way. It was too expensive and it was a scary walk home.
Other people say it's because she barely drinks.
Well she's taken up drinking again and she is still boring and unhappy
Who knows why she is like this.
well......The weekend was ok.
I had a look at my old House comic site this morning
I'm going to get my act together and continue building it. I havent touched it or written any new comics since I was in yr 12.... Thats two years ago!!
p.s - congrats to Mark. That is my name. Starla is my pen name.
We all know what my arm looks like
I just wanted to start with the crown and the bits of ribbon.
I was so pissed.
I was expecting $100 at the most.
Now that I look at it again, $180 seem kinda reasonable.
I should stop winging.
I've been pretty confused lately
Tomorrow I get payed.
Tomorrow I buy a cask!
Y'know, I'm not the only one in the world who Blog surfs (I wish to call it Blerfing in hope that it will catch on). Whilst Blerfing I noticed that most people have their names somewhere in their post, whether it be their profile or blog title...whatever.
I am really bored
Multimedia was fun
But not anymore
speaking of my drawing... My old drawings. My old site.
I wish I were John Safran.
Heh, Pyro just called his computer a slut.
It's not every day you hear that.
I think I'll get a credit card today.
For the first time ever my design got on the first scoring page on threadless..... and wouldnt you know, I dont even like threadless anymore. It's gone to the shitter!
On a much lighter note, I had Hungry Jacks for lunch and the chick gave me a dicount because I was nice to her back on her first day.
It pays to be nice.
err... I can here some fucker playing Disturbed! bleh!
The posters are up for Unsound 2004.
Should be a good couple of days.
I've been blog surfing. There are some pretty interesting people out there. One guy in particular I found interesting, his name is philip (one L) and he has family in Taiwan. thats pretty cool.
I had to take my low rider off lay buy because it's too expensive and I need a scanner first.
ben wrote me a letter a few months ago going on about how much he loves me blah blah blah.
I dont write in this thing enough.
I'm off to canberra next week.
I'm also the lizard king... I can do anything.
I remember during the winter holidays in year 10 I tried to convince myself that I was the reincarnation of Jim Morrison. I sat on the feild behind mum's house concentrating really hard.
It didnt work.
so it seems I'm opening my own business.
Last Thursday night was great. We had about 9 people over, drank punch, went to 96 and had fun.
I have uploaded two submissions to threadless.com
they should be ready to score in about two days.
Keep an eye out for 'A Little Japan' and 'Houndstooth'.
If you inclined to give me a 5, I would really appreciate it. (I would also appriciate a 0, any score would be nice)
I have a new house and tonight I'm having a pre 'unsound launch' party. Let's see how many people I can gather in 7 hours. I have 7 people so far.
Fuck the Danish!
On a much lighter note, It's thursday and in 18 minutes Im going to 96 to eat a grilled chicken sandwich with gravy on the chips! woo!
Yesterday I bought a red Betta. Not to replace Nosferatu, but to put colour back in the tank. He's awesome.
Nosferatu was a betta. He had a girlfriend who was also a betta, her name is Nina. I think that Nina may have killed Nosferatu. I hope not. I'm going to get a Red betta in a few days. Jenny says I should call him Nina, this way I will have 2 Ninas. I dont know what I'll call him
on saturday night I got really drunk and fell asleep in my brothers bed and then slepwalked to the bathroom
jess is Awesome!
I dont like the danish
I am no longer homeless, it's great! I move into my new unit on the 6th of next month Craig's a bit of a unit but a different type to the one im moving into You should ask Craig about the metric system. I bet $50 he doesnt say one bad word about it.
fuck the wagga library. fuck their crap computers. fuck the people that use them!
I love Asians so much.
You know what?
India is in asia
but indians dont look asian
Indians are pretend asian
My friend suni is half Indian
Its not her fault she's immitation asian
she loves me so much she tried to be a little bit asian for me
That is nice of her
None of my other friends tried to be asian for me
Chang is so cool!
he's so asian!
He can do everything better than other people
you know why??
Because he is ASIAN!!
he can play violin, download mp3s and do maths at the same time!
I love asians!!
This is James Iha
He is an awesome asian
he plays for A Perfect Circle and he used to play for the Smashing Pumpkins
How cool is that?!
I should write a haiku about asians
asians invented haiku!
that's how awesome they are!!
My teacher scott has an asian tattoo on his arm
I dont know what it means
but it's asian!
That must mean that scott likes asians
maybe scott is asian
My friend Bec has asian writing tattooed on her arm
It means "I hate Craig"
I bet she hates Craig because he's not asian
My boyfriend is craig and he has asian curtains in his room
they look like giant pants
Asians are so cool
they make curtains that look like pants!
Craig used to have an asian friend live with him
Craig is so lucky!!
I put so much fucking effort into my Movie post and only ONE of you slack bastards have bothered to comment on it. Fuck you!
I've been thinking about what's considered 'cool' now and I just don't think I am there yet.
I have been wondering how cool I really am...
The cool check list:
I dunno.... maybe I'm getting old.
(I'm not saying that Nirvana is bad, I'm just saying that everyone has suddenly fallen in love with them)
Josh, I think you missed the entire piont of this post.
Today is my mum's birthday.
Last night Craig and I went to see The day after tomorrow.
It was crap house
Hey look. There's a big ship. It's sailing next to the New York library. There is no one on it.
I have a great idea! let's get some medicine off it and get attacked by wolves!!
According to the creators of this movie:
According to me:
Tonight My brother is playing at Barefoot on Noman Cafe.
If any one has old My Little Ponies that they would like to give to me (or sell), I am starting a collection again and would love them.
When I was younger
I had fifty two ponies
My mum sold them all
FACT: Craig and I have been together two months today
Where are suni's boots?
Where oh where are Suni's boots?
They are on my feet
On thursday Scott gave me one of his CDs.
My blog is pretty as!
My blog is quite pink
Pink is my favourite colour
Jess prefers orange
If jess and I were to go out and buy cars, my car would probably look like this:
pink and red are gross
When you put them together
what does Andrew think
I like weekends.
The dog scratched Craig's car
Craig wanted to punch Lincoln
I was scared of Craig
when I get bored I go here
I love the Tourist.
People get drunk there
They loose money on pokies
The seats hurt my butt.
Craig seems to think it is no big deal hating my friends. I like most of his friends so he has no problems. I have decided to write a Haiku about it.
Craig hates all my friends
That means he doesnt love me
Why dont you love me?
I go to Google
They say I am not allowed
Fuck you D.E.T
This post is really pointless. I'm just writing for the sake of writing.
I love Radiohead.
If you didn't know that you have probably never met me before.
It was the year 1997, I was half way through my first year of high school. During this time the Baz Luhrmann version of Romeo & Juliet had just been released and everyone was talking about how great it was. I wasn't really interested.
A few weeks after it's release I was visiting my father in Canberra. Thinking I was into new release movies and other things most teenage girls were into, my father purchaced the Romeo & Juliet for me as a gift.
I didnt have many CDs at the time, so even though I had never seen the movie I was pretty happy to have something to add to my music collection.
I listened to the CD all the way through but track 11 really caught my attention. I found my self playing it over and over. The song was called Talk Show Host and it was by the band Radiohead. I remembered that my dad had the a Radiohead CD (OK Computer) in his collection so I taped it and took it home with me.
Two years later my Radiohead collection had become slightly larger and I was a huge fan. One day I noticed an aquaintance of mine -Lucy- singing Exit Music (for a film) from Ok Computer. I asked her if she liked Radiohead or if she just liked the song? She told me that her brother had the album, she had been listening to it and now they were here favorite band.
From that day on we were inseperable. Radiohead Everything. We wrote cartoons about them, sung their songs all day and when we got home in the afternoons we would both be staight on the Radiohead message board.
As the years went on Lucy and I grew apart. By year 12 we barely saw each other and in 2003 Lucy moved to Sydney for uni. We sent each other the occasional email and moved on with our individual lives. Mid 2003 Radiohead released Hail to the Thief. It was the greatest album I ever heard. By December tickets were on sale for their Australian concert.My dad and i were on the phone at 9am despretly trying to get tickets, using our mobiles to check up on each other's luck. By 10:30 am Dad called to say he had tickets for Melbourne.I cried because I was so happy.
During the waiting period I went to Mauz and got a small Blinking bear tattooed on my arm. I though 7 years of love deserved a spot on my skin.Each day I changed the countdown to Radiohead on my screensaver.
On the morning of the 27th of April my dad and my brother picked me up from my house and we drove to Melbourne, the whole trip they were both being arseholes and put me in a bad mood. Once we arrived in Melbourne we walked around a bit and I eventually wandered off to sit in the park because I was sick of their shit. While at the park I saw a group of people that reminded me of some friends I have in wagga so I approached them. The first one I talked to reminded me of my friend Ian, he looked pretty angry about something. "You weren't going to radiohead tonight were you?" he asked "why?" I asked back the guy that reminded me of Ian's room mate, Lee butted in "They cancelled".
"Bullshit?!" I excliamed. They all shook their heads. Five of them had travelled from Perth and one had travelled from Armadale. They asked me if i would like to join them in getting drunk and starting a riot. I said Ok.
Rather than starting a riot we caught a tram to a triple x store and then went to the Crown. We all wandered into a crazy looking bar called Barcode and found four more dissapointed fans. I sat at the bar and talked to the bar maid "I take it from your shirt you were going to Radiohead" she said, I said yeah and showed her my tattoo, "Aww darlin'!" she said and gave my a free beer.
I stayed at the bar for a while and walked back to the hotel when I ran out of money and bacame bored. On my way out of the casino they guy that reminded me of Ian called out "I'll see you at the last Radio concert ever. No matter where in the world it is I'll be there and I know you will be too!"
"see you there!" I yelled back.
I met up with my brother at the hotel and we decided to walk down to the Rod Laver Arena to see if there was mechandise, while we were there we watched a bunch of guys pack Radiohead's gear into trucks while hearing over and over:
I bought a poster and left. On the way back to the hotel my brother and I met some other radiohead fans, they took a photo of my tattoo and they decided to walk to the Hilton hotel where Radiohead were staying, I had nothing better to do so I went with them. We stood around for half an hour until I realised how pointless it was and went back to my hotel.
I put on the Radiohead special that was on the radio and went to sleep.
THE NEXT TIME ONE OF YOU BASTARDS KNOCKS ME FOR LIKING RADIOHEAD I'M GUNNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!!
On the weekend I went to my friend's party and I had a pretty good time but Craig didnt because he doesnt like my friends.
I don't know why he doesnt like my friends
My friend's like Craig. They think he's really nice.
But that doesnt mean that Craig likes them back.
Maybe if he spent a little more time with them he would like them.
I don't think Craig wants to though.
I have been trying very hard to put pictures in my blog.
This is a mermaid
I really like pink mermaids
And pictures of them
Woh! this is the second time I have written in my blog.
coloured writing is good!