I wish...

I wish I were John Safran.
I just want to talk about John Safran all day.
I'm going to buy the DVD of John safran vs God
blah blah blah........ John Safran Blah Blah Blah.........

Heh, Pyro just called his computer a slut.
It's not every day you hear that.
I think I'll get a credit card today.