Dienstag, März 15, 2005

Suni's birthday party

my bathroom was defiled on saturday night
a 40 year old lady and a 17 year old boy made babies in there
We did everything we could to get them out.... but we couldnt
I sprayed them with the hose when they were making babies outside.... so they went into the bathroom and locked the door
BLEHH!!!
They dirtied the place where I go to get clean!
The rest of saturday night was good. I got really drunk and fell over heaps
The 17 yr old boy started a fight with Jemerermy. we heard some yelling and and then everyone poured out the front.
Craig rolled up his sleaves and stomped out the front
Jarred put "eye of the tiger" on the stereo
There Was a Ruckas!
When Bryce passed out Zen stole his car keys and moved Bryces car up the road.
When Bryce woke up, the head rests from his car were in bed with him.

Donnerstag, März 10, 2005

Jamster Mobile frog, I hate you

you and your funny looking peter

Dienstag, März 01, 2005

shirts

got the shirt samples yesterday
Theyre awesome.
I'm awesome.
The word awesome is awesome.
I also have webbed toes
Nah, I lie
I wish I had webbed toes.