Star wars III post - because everyone else is doing it

I wish to start this post with one word:
NOOOOOOOOO..........

Doesn't that just sum up the whole of Star Wars?!
Luke, I am your father... NOOOOOOO.....
Lord Vader, You killed your wife (or whatever) NOOOOOOO....!

I'd hate to ever be the one to give George lucas bad news
"I'm sorry sir, we're all out of the coffee cake today"
"NOOOOOOOO........"

Postman part deux

I dont understand why everyone thinks of the postman as an angry man
the other day I was sitting on my front verandah as the post man went by
once he reached my house he noticed me sitting on the verandah and instead of putting the mail in the mail box he drove up the drive way and handed right to me!!
I was smiling all day!
The post man is my local hero!!

Chitticks party

Were hosting Chitticks party tonight. I even bought heaps of lollies. But no ones going to show up. They'd rather listen to metal.

I made up a saying today:
They make my lunch!
How good is that saying. It can apply to so many things. The thing in particular that cause this sentence was Pink Floyd.
I thought "gee, Pink Floyd really make my lunch"
How good is that sentence!!

The postman

I love the post man
He's just this funny little guy on a bike wearing a legioniare's hat
He drives around and gives people presents
Sometimes theyre crap presents
but theyre still presents none the less
Today I saw the post man hand a person their mail without even stopping his bike
What a cool guy
He's like a modern day Fonz