Dienstag, Juni 29, 2004

I loveheart asians

I love Asians so much.
you wouldnt believe how much I love asians
I wish I were asian.
Sometimes I pretend my friends are asian by squinting my eyes
this inturn makes me look asian
Asia is an amazing place!
It's full of wonderful people and awesome technology
One time my uncle was mugged by asians in sydney
I dont believe this is true
asians are so peaceful, they would never mugg others.
My bet is that the people who mugged my uncles were just mean people wearing asian masks
I bet they were croations
Croation people are strange!
1st generation croations don't like my ripped jeans
2nd generation croations tell me to get my licence
and 3rd generation croations are overweight and have big hair (excluding my brother because he's a freak of croation nature!)
Only croation people would hate asians so much to impersonate them and mugg my uncle.

You know what?
India is in asia
but indians dont look asian
Indians are pretend asian
My friend suni is half Indian
Its not her fault she's immitation asian
she loves me so much she tried to be a little bit asian for me
That is nice of her
None of my other friends tried to be asian for me
except CHANG!
Chang is so cool!
he's so asian!
He can do everything better than other people
you know why??
Because he is ASIAN!!
he can play violin, download mp3s and do maths at the same time!
I love asians!!

awesome asian!

This is James Iha
He is an awesome asian
he plays for A Perfect Circle and he used to play for the Smashing Pumpkins
How cool is that?!
I should write a haiku about asians
asians invented haiku!
that's how awesome they are!!
My teacher scott has an asian tattoo on his arm
I dont know what it means
but it's asian!
That must mean that scott likes asians
maybe scott is asian
hmmm.....
My friend Bec has asian writing tattooed on her arm
It means "I hate Craig"
I bet she hates Craig because he's not asian
Thats understandable
My boyfriend is craig and he has asian curtains in his room
they look like giant pants
Asians are so cool
they make curtains that look like pants!
Craig used to have an asian friend live with him
Craig is so lucky!!

Montag, Juni 21, 2004

You slack bastards!

I put so much fucking effort into my Movie post and only ONE of you slack bastards have bothered to comment on it. Fuck you!

I'm just not cool anymore

I've been thinking about what's considered 'cool' now and I just don't think I am there yet.
Everyone seems to be catching on to the new thing but me.
Depression, self loathing and suicide are just so 'in' now, how can I compete with that?!?
Even our good friend Britney has caught on. I'd imagine that if I had a cult following consisting of mainly impressionable teenage girls I would agree to a video clip depicting sucide as a glamorous way to go.

I have been wondering how cool I really am...
The cool check list:

  • My favourite bands include Evanescence and Nirvana (Nirvana never used to be cool because the lead singer was dead but death is pretty 'in' now)
  • I've recently taken up guitar (guitar allows me to express my depression in song)
  • I'm in a band, we cover Nirvana and that White stripes song
  • I bitch about pop music and how shallow it is
  • I dress in black (black mini skirts are especially cool because people can see your awesome black boots that just scream "I'm angry at the world!")
  • I'm considering a tattoo and one or two facial piercings, I'm just waiting until I turn 18 or at least old enough to look 18 (Or I'm just waiting until I am 21 so my parents can't ground me).
  • Drugs are like the coolest thing ever!
  • Skateboards are like the coolest thing ever!
  • Dredlocks are like the coolest thing ever!
  • I'm thought about death two or three times and have decided that suicide is the way to go!

Why can't kids just blow up cabbages like the kids in my day?

I dunno.... maybe I'm getting old.

(I'm not saying that Nirvana is bad, I'm just saying that everyone has suddenly fallen in love with them)
Josh, I think you missed the entire piont of this post.

Dienstag, Juni 15, 2004

Today and the day after tomorrow

Today is my mum's birthday.
We got her some DVDs.

Last night Craig and I went to see The day after tomorrow.
It was crap house
Hey look. There's a big ship. It's sailing next to the New York library. There is no one on it.
I have a great idea! let's get some medicine off it and get attacked by wolves!!

According to the creators of this movie:

According to me:

Donnerstag, Juni 10, 2004

table of flowers

Look!Look! It's a table full of flowers!!

pink and white flower
pink flower
Two of the flowers link to where I found them! Hoorah!

Today

Today I am going for a counter lunch. It will be great!!

Mittwoch, Juni 09, 2004

Barefoot on Norman

Tonight My brother is playing at Barefoot on Noman Cafe.
He is playing Guitar with his friend Lloyd.
Lloyd is a pretty good guitarist.
I think everyone should go to Barefoot tonight.
I used to work at Barefoot.
They make awesome hot chocolates.

Dienstag, Juni 08, 2004

New assignment

I really dislike writing RDAs. really really.

Montag, Juni 07, 2004

Collection

If any one has old My Little Ponies that they would like to give to me (or sell), I am starting a collection again and would love them.
mail me: ihatethebastards@hotmail.com
pony
I used to have this one!

Samstag, Juni 05, 2004

I'm in Canberra

I'm in Canberra
yep
Thats where I am

Donnerstag, Juni 03, 2004

My little Pony

pony

I love 'My Little Pony©'
Ponies are the greatest
When I was younger I had 52 My Little Ponies
My mum sold them all for $15
I want them back
I believe a Haiku is appropriate

c My Little Ponyd

When I was younger
I had fifty two ponies
My mum sold them all

I got Paid

Today I got paid and tomorrow I'm going to Canberra.

Dienstag, Juni 01, 2004

Today

FACT: Craig and I have been together two months today
FACT: I am moving back with my mum next week to save up for my own place
FACT: I am wearing Suni's boots
FACT: I am going to write a Haiku about it.

cSuni's Bootsd

Where are suni's boots?
Where oh where are Suni's boots?
They are on my feet