Story time

Once apon a time there was girl.
When she was 18 she was evicted because 6 different houses complained about the noise level and the neighbours claimed that the goings on in her house were "enough to make a sailor blush".
People would come from all over town to stay at her house
Even people she didnt know
After all this the girl moved to another house that over looked the lagoon.
The veiw was nice but the house wasnt.
All this time she had been drinking two to three casks of wine a week
For her birthday she recieved Four casks
She drank a lot and had lots of fun
Everybody else thought she was fun too

Now she is fucking boring.
People say it is because she doesnt go out anymore, but to tell you the truth she never really liked going out any way. It was too expensive and it was a scary walk home.
Other people say it's because she barely drinks.
Well she's taken up drinking again and she is still boring and unhappy

Who knows why she is like this.